What interested Schreiber, growing up in semisuburban Virginia in the 1960s and early 1970s, were dirt bikes, sports, carousing, and girls. His father, a retired army colonel and ballistics consultant, was a strict disciplinarian; his mother, a doting homemaker, uncritical of her youngest son. Yet both his parents resolved to let their children live their own lives. Working at a pizza shop, Schreiber became a virtual stranger at school. “I never had a book in high school,” he recalls. “They gave me books at the beginning of the year—I never thought this was odd—and a locker and a combination. I took the books, put them in the locker, then at the end of the year, they asked for the books back, so I had to go back and ask for the combination. I never once went to the locker during the year.” Schreiber was a shop rat. He took Shop 1, 2, and 3, electronics, automotive maintenance and repair, and a course he remembers as “bachelor wardrobe planning”—the boys’ equivalent to home economics. It was taught, he recalls, by “a thick redneck guy who told us about his escapades, which involved either beating up people or chasing women.”